Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 month ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago

I'm planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You put the pro in procrastination

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 month ago

I'll put the rest in later.

[–] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was going to stop being so indecisive, but then I thought some more about it and now I'm not sure that it's a good idea.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I can't decide if that's funny or not. I'll get back to you.

[–] EgoNo4@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Wanted to come up with a joke for this but I'll do it tomorrow.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never put off to tomorrow today what you can put off to next week tomorrow.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Absolutely