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Hypothesis: Want chewy cookies. Try cookie recipe, they come out crunchy. Bake for less time. Cookies chewy now!

[–] Faildini@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

First of all, that cookie looks absolutely baller. Secondly, damn you I'm going to get crumbl cookies now and fucking up my diet lol

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 153 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Three things happen during baking that change the flavor of a cookie.

Maillard reaction, caramelization, and the melting of fats. There are more, but those are the three we're going to talk about.

The maillard reaction takes raw flour and turns it brown. It absorbs some of the sugar in the process, and creates a more complex, nutty flavor. Caramelization also browns some of the sugar, giving it a smoky, bitter flavor. They also give the cookie a firm or crispy texture.

You also melt any fats, like butter, that are in the dough. Melted butter separates and spreads throughout the cookie.

There's also often an egg that helps build structure for the baked dough, and sometimes baking soda for fluffiness.

This means uncooked dough is sweeter than a baked cookie. It has a soft, dense, and moist texture that disappears when fully baked. It's butter and sugar held together with flour and egg, and it's delicious.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Salty, sweet, greasy flour and egg mush. Mmmmm

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

calorie-dense nutrient paste

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I often prefer slightly undercooked baked goods.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like my cookies medium rare

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[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 14 points 3 days ago

Yay, food science!

[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago

Because they are yummy?

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 24 points 2 days ago

You have your preference, I have mine. An underdone cookie is gooey and melty but still brown around the edges, best of both worlds.

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 108 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Same reason people love raw cookie dough. They just like the taste.

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[–] arefx@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love these cookies personally. Soft cookies are so much better than hard crunchy ones.

[–] irotsoma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Soft cookies can be make by changing the recipe slightly and not risk salmonella poisoning or other infections.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Ya but you can make soft cookies that are actually cooked

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you ordered a cookie and didn't get what you want, that sucks and is indeed frustrating.

However I don't know what that has to do with anyone else. If someone wants to eat an almost raw cookie, or a too soft cookie or whatever, I don't think that should bother you.

[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think what bothers him is that he had something that he liked and can no longer find. It may not be the case here, but companies (in the US) are en masse changing their recipes to be cheaper to manufacture and it's affecting the end product.

In the case of something like a cookie which can be made 1000 different ways by 1000 different companies, finding what you like took time, luck, or both. When they change the recipe on you, it's not a simple, "just buy a different cookie, dummy." It's a major undertaking. Sometimes you get lucky and this was the push that allowed you to discover a new, even better, favorite. More often than not though, it's just another part of your day that got a little bit shittier than it was yesterday.

It's annoying and I totally get it.

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I understand your take and mostly agree with you. I just want to emphasize I'm not trying to call anyone a dummy or anything, just that it's OK to like what you like.

If companies aren't going to cater to you, yeah that's annoying in most scenarios.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you say trend, is it only on TikTok?

[–] nemonic187@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crumbl cookies shops are popping up everywhere. Lines around the block.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I suppose it's so you can take them home and cook them the way you like them.

[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 22 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I hate crumble cookies as well. Weak unsatisfying texture, and way too sweet before they even add all that syrup shit. Also they're too big, I take like one bite and the sweetness is already unbearable.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Agreed, I will take my mom's homemade plain oatmeal cookies over these any day

[–] nemonic187@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Thank you. That’s the most insulting part. It’s a mediocre cookie at best.

I don’t order these and I can’t talk shit about them at home cuz I trying to be a better partner, so I do what normal people do and go vent on the internets.

I apologize to those who I have upset.

[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Personally I think the most insulting part is the price.

They make them big to try to justify it, but its still a bullshit high profit margin food.

I think people just like them because they are very fresh. Most places just sell you some cookie in a box made a couple weeks ago in a factory somewhere by robots so it is marginally better than that in theory.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

When you say trends, is it among people not baking long enough? I love gooey cookies as well, but that looks raw.

Recently I used store made cookie dough (because “safe to eat raw”!) in a cast iron pan to make it more like a brownie, maybe like this. Surprise, it’s much thicker than a standard cookie so needs to be cooked longer than the directions say

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Salmonella brings people together.

Salmonella is eliminated at 165F. Cookies get to around 190-205F when fully baked. So there's at least 25 degrees Fahrenheit between completely safe from salmonella and fully baked cookies.

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[–] PappyWappy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

What's cookies, precious?

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[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 21 points 3 days ago (7 children)

This is a trend? Then why all of the sudden can't I find any cookies in my local grocery stores that aren't hard as tits? This has been my cookie preference for my whole life!!

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’re fondling the wrong tits

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

There are no wrong tits, my friend.

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[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a trend? How many homemade cookies from how many households do you eat?

Cookie dough is tasty, idk.

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