this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
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[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

"Don't block the product!"

[–] Captnkrk69@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RustyShackleford 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s not surprising. If we learned anything from Dereck Zoolander, it’s that a lot of models can’t read.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Also not to get into any freak gasoline fights.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

*can’t read good.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The product is supposedly 72" long. It looks like if he stretched his legs out straight, his feet would match up with the bottom of the mat pretty evenly, but the top would still barely come to his shoulders.

Either that dude's 7 feet tall, or the product measurements are a lie. I thought it was a common tactic among companies to show their "big" products being used by particularly short people to make them look larger than they are. Marketing fail.

[–] ChaoticGoodHeart@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Probably 72 inches from seam to seam when it's uninflated. Once inflated, it shrinks in as it expands and ends up in the high 60's.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 month ago

That sounds about right for what one of these air mats is compared to me. I'd be 6 inches taller than this mat.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Took me way too long to realize that he's not laying on the freaking MAT.

And is it just me or does it look like his lower torso has been photoshopped onto his upper torso?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

nah that's just you I think

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure is. Econo camper Mat should know that jeans aren't great for camping and getting grass stains out of his jeans is not going to be cheap. Very Un econo camper Mat move.

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Just gotta bring your crappy worn out jeans camping. This guy is clearly wearing his Sunday finest, so I agree with you there.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I thought that was the joke, but then I noticed he's not on the mat. And then the comment about the size of the mat!