Stolen from Mastodon.
UGH honestly one thing i despise most about American culture (and whatever culture OP is from, apparently) is the way people seem to have a straight up panic attack over phone calls yet hold doors for people. the phone thing would be fine in itself, go ahead! my real issue is the fucking doors. stop holding doors for me!!! i'm not a fuckin toddler, I can do it myself and I dont need your bitchy attitude when i dont thank you for something i didnt want.
the phone thing is actually what really pisses me off about it though. yall can't handle a simple phone call but you insist on holding doors for strangers? fuck off! either hold doors and pick up the phone, or stop doing both. these things ARE related dammit!
im so mad that people hold doors for me. if you're confused that's good. rant over carry on have a great day.