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[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, kinda hard not to, being naked and all

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well. To be fair... Everyone is naked there

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 13 points 3 months ago

Shep isn't naked. He's wearing a bandana. That counts as clothing uwu

[–] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

in my zone

flourish

moisterized

zoned out

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In my own reality

Unconscious

Smooth brained

Free of thought

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago

Why do you have to call me out like that?

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 19 points 3 months ago
[–] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago

When I was in 7th or 8th grade, I did just that while waiting for first class. I sat opposite a girl in the corridor and was staring right at her crotch, completely zoned out. When I came to, I realized what I was looking at and looked up at her quite angry face. I then, very smoothly I thought, blushed to a tomato red color and faked a zoning out with my gaze in another direction. Crisis averted.

[–] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yup, that sums up Shep pretty well, not a single thought in that head of his

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who needs thoughts anyways

[–] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago

Since she's asking Why is he just staring at me? I want to imagine a less hung-up world where she could add why doesn't he come talk or hit on me or something. Engage, damn you!

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

I've done this, lost in my own head gazing into my inner void while someone else on the bus wondered why I was staring at them. Usually, a sudden motion (say to check themselves or look uncomfortable) would pull me out and I'd look somewhere else.

I've made that yeah, I get that a lot apology.