Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Then it dawned on me.

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[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I squinted at the baseball, wondering why it kept getting bigger

Then it hit me

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I spent all day trying to make a custard as bright as the sun....

... and then it set.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I snorted.

Take your upvote dad

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

I hope it was(n't) cocaine...

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Dad-bum-tsh