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Anon wants to play a game (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Michal@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

Duct tape, Rope, newspaper

[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 5 points 3 months ago

Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.

[–] Rustywhims@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Super hard mode: 2 items

Vaginal cream and a fly swatter

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Frozen pizza
Baking sheets
Sliced pineapple

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rope Duct tape Zip ties

Keep it simple.

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

a turkey baster and bleach

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:

One script for a pilot of a series about the adventures of Thom Bombadil
One 1/2 scale, fully functional zamboni emblazoned with the San Jose Sharks team logo
One 1.75l bottle of Kirkland Signature French Vodka

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

The vodka would probably get you thrown out

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