I installed a hook in my living room ceiling but it was genuinely meant to hang my heavy bag for training. Now I'm wondering how many guests think that I do sex hook sex in the living room (where I don't even have curtains.)

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you disguise the actual fire alarm as?

[–] Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

The sex swing mount of course

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Actually good lifehack

[–] vandermouche@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

People will still ask question if you mounted 2 fire detector at 1m distance?

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 0 points 1 year ago

Oh, that's a CO2 detector...