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[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"They're [students] laying down with blankets over them, their eyes are closed. It's very dark in there. I just had candles and little tea lights lit the whole room, and I was just walking around playing my drum. I had a nice floaty top on with large bell sleeves," she said.

"A couple with some dogs just came up to the window and were having a look in, but they walked off really quickly and I didn't think anything of it."

Some real Karen energy there.

[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone inside is dead! I could tell because they had blankets!!

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 6 points 2 years ago

"They had drinks! Could it be Kool Aid?"

[–] jayrhacker@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Satanic Panic 2023 Edition…