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You mean, like on Ubuntu?
Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.
"ls" sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
Ooh. What about fdisk? Or parted. You know. 'cause raid.
DELET THIS
I mean... I already use ubuntu, so...
Wicked self burn
Those are rare.
This is the beuty of FOSS. I can add them myself, whenever I want to.
You better delete this, fuck you!
Since this week I get some form of ad in the github diff viewer. "Copilot is available for purchase for you organization". Horrible.
Yeah they've put them in a couple places, It's pretty bad. Had to work out how to create a custom uBlock Origin rule to block them.
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cowsay "Like, subscribe and ringadingding that bell for more!"
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Time for me to learn how to build a Lemmy bot, it seems
Hate it when it happens
$ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
Removing /home/user...
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Removing /bin/bash...
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~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...)
Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware.
Aborted
~ $
(plugs in ethernet cable)
~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...)
Press CTRL+C to skip the ad
[^C[^C
Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n
ADWARE SHELL
(C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved
---ad---
How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?
Just press F1 to get the answer!
---ad---
Activate Adware
Go to Settings to Activate Adware
% exit
Please watch all the ads to be able to exit.
(...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...)
[^C
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads.
[^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable)
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.
The last step I leave to you.
We ought to make a satire shell based on this
Please drink verification can to continue
Your local account has not been verified yet:
please enter your user ID, your SSN, your credit card number, your home address, your credit card's PIN, the SHA512 hash of your bank account's password (salted with 0x71a0 at the beginning) and the number of bytes received by your work computer's primary network interface with a maximum error of 256kb to allow interrupts.
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OMFG!! Don’t give them ideas!
No. Just no.
The lion, the witch and the gall on this bitch...
Leave terminal alone.
That's already a thing. When was the last time you ran npm?
KILL SELF
SUDO !!
Doesn't npm have this already? I've definitely gotten requests for donations and various political messages when installing dependencies.
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Next level: just type what you want and let the AI figure it out. 1 ad per prompt
Imagine: Ubuntu Pro. Oh wait. they sold out already.
Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.
Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical's alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team
I agree with you! Canonical's licensing is the best in the business. I like and use Ubuntu pro at work and use it with my homelab. I just don't love the ads in the terminal.
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edit: didnt work but yall know what i mean
edit2: here
Stop! Don't give them ideas!
I would build my own hardware if necessary.
Terminal with stories
So Tab completions become Tab recommendations which happen to be paid promotions.
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