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Beethoven's 9th Symphony (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY*

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives; how many were going to St. Ives?

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This is a stupid riddle, because maybe they were walking in the same direction. I'd expect the guy with all the wives and cats to be making slower progress, you know?

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

1+ (7 * 7 * 7 * 7) = 2,402

+1 doe 2,403 for anyone who wants to count the teller of the story

[–] lordmauve@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You've only counted kits, not cats and wives.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's still wrong. The answer is 1.

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[–] QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

(P=120 ∧ T=40 ∧ ¬(P∝T))⇒(P=60 ⇒ T=40)

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

We need a player for every note in the score(tied notes can be played by a single musician). On the conductor's downstroke everyone plays their note. Every note of the 9th played simultaneously. I want to hear this, but I don't think that my poor old computer would function if I opened that many individual instruments in Reason.

[–] NESSI3@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Things are better all at once

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Like a traveling bard army

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago

Something something nine women something one month.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

The Audience is now Deaf

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago

40 minutes, unless they play really fast.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

If that's not how it works then why is his 3rd symphony three times as long as his 1st?

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

sacrilegious

[–] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

INTERESTING

[–] velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

It got buffed. Lower ttk

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

The greatest killer shockwave ever written

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

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