this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago (3 children)

what is a question of catalogues?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

he misspelled “cantaloupes”

A flock of antelopes

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

So you're saying the wedding is off?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 31 points 5 months ago

Maybe they meant "a catalogue of questions"?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Analogues. People consider analogue too crass so a euphemism was invented, one that still involved adorable little assholes.

[–] techt@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What is a question of analogues?

[–] trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

Its like a question of catalogues

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do I look like a proctologist to you?

spoilera catalogue of questions

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

KenM? You made your way to the lemmyverse?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

What are analogues?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anon re-discovers what a “troll” is. Disconnecting is the icing on the cake.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

Impish at the very least.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 months ago

A great hobby

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

This is actually genius.