The Onion

I really feel sorry for them :( They could do things that would make them happy with that money, like go to therapy or hike in the woods or whatever.

I really don’t get the appeal of fancy new cars… If I see someone in a new car then I usually assume they’re in debt tbh.

I always find it funny driving through posh areas and you usually see a Corsa on the driveway of a 1 mil+ house.

Should we tell him?

I know it’s satire, but it still applies.