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“B-b-but the bwig bwad stwanga online made fun of me and my city!!!” Lmfao I can’t believe you defend Seattle from made up boogeymen in your head for free. Still not reading by the way, keep doing drugs though I’m sure it’s good for your mental.
I can't I can't believe you pretend you're not reading it while you're typing again and again so many messages showing, proving to me that you are a pathetic piece of shit. I could not give a single fuck about the city of Seattle to be quite honest, I have just been enjoying bothering you for days and days on end. I have been milking you for tears, you are my lolcow. you have been a toy for my amusement you stupid little bitch. now are you going to continue to provide me amusement? be a good little bitch and whine some more
Are you actually replying twice to my posts now? Rofl. You really are a poster child for the average Seattle lunatic. I think the forest fire air might’ve worsened the fetal alcohol syndrome you were born with. Still not reading btw, keep wasting your time replying.
see that's the fucking thing I know you're reading my posts because you're replying to them like a thirsty little bitch. you have been hilarious this whole time it's been like what a week now that you've been moaning at me? I repeat, you are my plaything. you and your pathetic little life are just toys for my amusement
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