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Anon is a tour guide at a museum (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] nul@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That would be Lyndon B. Johnson, who is said to have had a hell of a tramp stamp.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that what he was always showing people?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No. It was his Johnson.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

He named it "Jumbo"