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Anon is a tour guide at a museum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My AP history teacher liked to make up stuff. But like, he'd say he made it up right after telling the made-up thing.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TIL I’m your AP history teacher (just kidding, but I do enjoy recreationally lying to children)

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was your brother my 6th grade history+english teacher who spent more of class time having recess or playing Risk (the board game) than anything else?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, I’m an only child. But I could ask my sisters whether they have any siblings who fit that description.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Or you could just lie and say that yes, that was indeed your brother.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

♫ fun ways to lie ♫
♫ so many fun ways to lie ♫

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I mean that's a great illustration of the importance of those primary sources in a memorable way, especially if you're out of school now and it's stuck with you that long.