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Anon finds a flashdrive (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 134 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Thanks for an idea

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