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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  • Claims to be the highest level Cleric in the game

  • Dies to a single hit from a level 1 spearman

Judas was correct to take the money. Those apostles would have been TPK'd at Masada anyway.

Ahh, but that single strike was a coup-de-grace. And it looks like Jesus just couldn't pass that fortitude save...

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