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[–] Iapar@feddit.org 79 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

The opposite of a cat is the absence of a cat ☝️

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

The absence of a cat implies nothing is there. So the opposite of a cat is nothing (specifically nothing where a cat should have been).

So, another acceptable answer would be "what is up? Nothing."

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The absence of a cat implies the absence of a cat. There could be a dog instead or a Gasplanet which has a species of conscious whales wearing silly hats rolling in the mud to communicate the need for a fruity beverage. It could be anything, it could be nothing. It is not possible, from the given facts, to come to any concrete conclusion besides that a cat, is in fact, absent.

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a feeling, you are "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" reader.

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Never read the books but I watched the movie and liked it. Always wanted to get around to it.

I think I will look for an audiobook and hear it tonight while in bed.

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