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[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (19 children)

Same for YouTube videos!

Intro to their channel: 10 excruciatingly long seconds of annoying music with their logo.

Description of video: Another 10-15 seconds

Then... "Please like and subscribe!"

Fuck no dude, I have no fucking idea if what you're about to tell me is useful or not.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

How long has YouTube been around now, we fucking know how it works, yes like and subscribe.

Why the fuck does YouTube insist people keep parroting that same shit over and over again.

Can you imagine how much storage space they would save if everyone didn’t need to upload that same damn phrase in literally every video.

[–] Amphobet@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do it because it works. Unfortunately.

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

With kids yeah, which is the main demographic that uses YouTube, as evidenced by the biggest YouTube channels

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Works with adults as well, works on the majority of people, it's why they do it.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I hate to say it but it does remind me to do it.

I can name my 5 favorite youtubers for each of my interests and hobbies by name or channel name, I'm a grownup I know how to find what I want.

BUT I also want to support these people who make me my entertainment for free. I dont always remember to like their videos but I know its important for the algorithm to make them more money so when they say it I think "Yeah, if it means you can keep making a living off this shit... ok"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're not doing it for free. The few that do it for free don't give a shit if you subscribe or not. The really successful ones make a ton of money.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. Thats why I said "make a living".

The content to me is free, I dont have to pay to watch it.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's good that you have something you enjoy. Personally, I think ads and annoyances are a worse form of payment than money.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe we should end each comment we make with a footer that says, “If you liked this comment, please smash that upvote button!”

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, if you were getting paid for engagement, it was your primary source of income and your comments were hundreds, if not thousands of words long all the time? Sure.

Almost like it being a job makes people treat it differently or something.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I’ve already gotten 4 upvotes, so I’m boot too far away from quitting my job and making this my career! I’ll get that shiny Lemmy Commenter Award and branded letter of recognition any day now.

And don’t forget to smash that upvote button!

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't work for me, I haven't subscribed to a channel in over 6 years lol

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