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Anon is your financial advisor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago (11 children)

This is why companies have cheap toilet paper by the way. Not because they necessarily hate their employees, but because it would get stolen and they'd need three times as much.

Also one of the reasons why the huge rolls exist like you see at airports: impractical to use at home.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but then you're wiping floor on your ass.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

College, they've done worse to themself.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Floor spice makes everything nice!

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