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A guy came into the ER with a teacup up his ass.
The doctor asked how it happened.
The doctor said, in the writing where I was reading about this whole event: “What followed was a long and startling story that I immediately regretted asking for.”
yeah right, he was probably cleaning the kitchen, slipped and fell on it, just like everyone else.
Hate when that happens!
How uncultured. When given a gift, you spread your hands and say “thank you.”