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[โ€“] madcaesar@lemmy.world 164 points 5 months ago (67 children)

Pickups for non construction purposes are the dumbest shit ever. You literarily have half the car that is useless for transporting people.

[โ€“] metaStatic@kbin.social 9 points 5 months ago

"The only thing better than owning a truck is having no fucking reason to own a truck"

It's a statement. You don't need to work; but you still could if you wanted to.

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