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Anon catches his wife (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No.

Everyone had clap.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 months ago (4 children)

whats a clap and how do i get one?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Sink a putt at a golf competition.

Those golf groupies will give you the clap.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Song by Steve Howe.

Clap - Steve Howe

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.

[–] shundi82@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The Chats - The Clap:

https://youtu.be/POM_98oi0oo