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United Airlines Flight Forced to Divert After Dog Pooped in First Class Aisle (people.com)

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[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 117 points 7 months ago (14 children)

One commenter on X, who said their partner was on the Delta flight, reported that it “smelled horrible” and that vanilla-scented disinfectant used to mask the odor “only made it smell like vanilla s---.”

Hahahahhaha.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago (5 children)

INCREDIBLE stench if someone on a neighboring DELTA flight could smell the dog shit on this UNITED flight

[–] fizix@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They were relating in the article about another similar event on a Delta flight that had to divert for a human passenger's diarrhea.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago

Maybe it's just because I clean up dog poop everyday but human diarrhea is so much worse

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