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Lego instructs California police department to stop using Lego heads to mask identities of suspects (www.foxnews.com)

submitted 7 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 159 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

This is dystopian.

"We are currently exploring other methods to continue publishing our content in a way that is engaging and interesting to our followers."

[–] waratchess@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I recently watched the movie Running Man, and your quote reminded me that in the movie they have court appointed agents instead of attorneys, lol.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)