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[–] olorin99@artemis.camp 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Woah jetpacks are actually a thing now? Where do I get one?

[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Woah jetpacks are actually a thing now? Where do I get one?

These guys make one.
Jennifer Connelly not included.

[–] GlitterNinja@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought the first link was going to be “and it starts right now” jet pack guy.

Not sure of Lemmy etiquette - Do I just paste the link? this guy

Edited to make the link look nicer

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