this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 221 points 10 months ago (26 children)

How the hell do you manage to get banned from dating apps?

[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago (4 children)

There might be a link between the bans from dating apps and the "not been in a long-term relationship"...

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Add another link to posting on 4chan. I'm sure they are just a SWELL.

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Stagnant Water Enhanced Laser Level

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Sock With Exposed Lead Lining.

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