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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

According to Google news, if you leave gnomes in your garden you are probably signaling others that you are a swinger. So I went to my sister in laws Christmas party and they had gnomes. My wife said no. I mean she's hot. But my wife said no.

[–] Mamertine@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

First no plastic flamingos, then no pineapples, now no gnomes!

What's the world coming to?

I just want kitschy stuff in my yard without people trying to bang me!

[–] Unsmooth7439@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I did not know about the plastic flamingo one. Looks like I'm tossing that out...

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