Asklemmy

43945 readers

552 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

Open-ended question
Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

Lemmyverse: community search
sub.rehab: maps old subreddits to fediverse options, marks official as such
!lemmy411@lemmy.ca: a community for finding communities

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

151

What's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"? (midwest.social)

submitted 11 months ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

79 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My wife and I have a whole system:

one grunt = I love you / thanks
two grunts = I want attention and love
one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it
two short grunts = I want to fuck you
three short grunts = I'm hungry and want snacks

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What happens if you don't hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

¿Por que no los dos?

[–] Blankmann@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Tim? How's Mr. Wilson these days? lol

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.