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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 117 points 11 months ago (29 children)

Yeah, this is super annoying. I want to try out roleplaying and get into character and all that, but in some tables you have people like the following:

  • The involved roleplayer who, despite their intent otherwise, takes control of the narrative. They try to involve you, but it always feels like you're a side character in their story.
  • The funny guy, who tries to crack jokes and make the whole game feel light-hearted and silly. I get we're all here for fun, but sometimes I'd like a bit of meat to bite into.
  • The GM's friend, who derails the game into taking about that cool dog that they had when they flat shared last year. No seriously, it's a cool dog. Let me find a picture on my phone.
  • That guy whose character is a reference to that show you don't watch. They keep making references to it, and a few other people get it, but you have to awkwardly nod your head.

... Wow, sorry, kind of went on a rant there. I guess I have a bit of frustration at going to play a game, and most of the session being taken up by not playing said game.

[–] teft@startrek.website 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile I just want to hit things with my greataxe. I don't care about RP or rules so much. Just let me hit things with my orc barbarian please.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I see my husband has made a Lemmy account.

For real though, he is not there for the story or the rp, he's there to rage out and fight. Meanwhile I'm doing shitty voices and putting on a full Oscar worthy performance.

There are such broad dynamics between what players want, and I fucking love how flexible D&D is for that.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You know what women in Italy in the renaissance did to their husbands who displeased them? Used aqua tofana to solve that problem.

[–] 8bitMage@ttrpg.network 5 points 11 months ago

“… a strong poison created in Sicily around 1630…”

“It was a colorless, tasteless liquid and therefore easily mixed with water or wine…”

Vizzini never had a chance.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Definitely something to keep in mind the next time he denies me the standing ovation I deserve for my performance. 💅

[–] rishado@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Players get mad ate when I say this because we're 'playing an rpg not a number simulator'

[–] teft@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Just make him 8 int and 8 cha so no one asks you do anything important except smash. Thats what i do.

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