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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago (11 children)

Coffee in the case of Janeway ... Or candy .. or chips ... Or donuts ... Or an herbal tea

You just offer a distraction and the adult will step aside.

I know because you can give me a bag of chips and I'll let you do whatever you want to my laptop.

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pringles?

me nefariously installing linux on your laptop

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Pringles! .... here is my info ... give me a shipping address to send my laptop

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[–] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

UPS tracking number 1Z 150 293 65 9808 210 7

Letting the real secrets out.

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