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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 74 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Player 5: My parents were adventurers and pressured me into this life. Every summer it was adventure camp. Battle training for three hours a day on top of lessons in navigation, foraging, survival, and lute lessons. I'm only doing this because I have no other skills. Thanks mom & dad...

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is exactly what I would do if I rolled god like stats

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All they ever wanted was to sit in a library and copy texts.

I imagine every now and again an ancient tome speaks to them only for them to roll their eyes and put it in a special chest their parents gave them.

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