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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 70 points 2 years ago (14 children)

The men, Luke and John are used to people being rude, slamming doors, and even yelling at them, but for a naked woman to greet them at the door, that was quite the shock. Neither one had seen a woman naked before and they didn’t quite know how to respond. Not to mention the strange erotic sensations they were feeling for the first time as well. It was quite obvious that their message was not going to be heard at this particular house and that it was time to move on to the next one.

When the men went to return to their bikes, Brandy wasn’t yet done trying to get under their skin. A nude Brandy started speaking of her vagina and the “Devil’s” magic it contained. “Take a good look at my p*ssy. Succumb to my devil vagina magic”. This got the attention of the pair of men. They began to fear what may happened next and began to pedal away.

I'm not trying to be witty or doing this for comedic purposes, but Jesus Christ... I've only ever seen this meme. I've never looked into the article. That being said it is slightly hilarious that the author decided to add that bit about never seeing someone naked before and then "strange erotic sensations".

[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

It makes more sense when you look at the rest of site. It's a "satire" news site. It's not a real story.

I thought "That doesn't sound like something a real journalist would write", and sure enough... Scroll down to the bottom, and you find

KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Am I the only one completely exhausted with "satire" news? We have enough misinformation as it is, and now we know how dangerous it can be. It's not funny anymore.

[–] TheAndrewBrown@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s one thing when the site is obviously satire but they’re clearly trying to appear as a real news site. It’s so unnecessary

[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

It's necessary to get them clicks.

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