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Call me an idiot for my next words but it's a fucking bird!
I've seen 80 years old people grab geese by the neck and fling the creatures like sacks of potatoes.
I'm aware geese are big and heavy and that the birds do tend to want to bite but come on! Birds. Not tigers.
You are an idiot. It's not birds, it's geese of war! Have you ever seen an 80 year old fling a goose of war? I think not or you would not be able to tell the tale
Dude is forgetting that they are literally the descendants of dinosaurs.
So are chickens, ostrichs and emus. And we eat them.