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Occasionally I have to bike to work at like 5am on a Saturday or Sunday morning, and bike past a street with clubs on it. I've seen people just getting out of the club. and vomit in the gutter next to the bike lane.
I used to go go out a lot and now whenever I go to work early at weekends I enjoy all the shit faced young people :-) reminds me of old good times and I always try to give them a smile at least. Because I remember how embarrassed I sometimes used to be. Just want them to know it's ok and I don't judge them.