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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are these supposed to be individual events or a sequence?

Either way, I hate it.

Close the door and remember your keys are still in the devil's crack aka between the seat and centre console

Once I did this after leaving my car windows cracked overnight. When I reached down to retrieve them, I crushed a roach under my fingers. I hated it. And didn't feel clean the rest of the day.

Scrape up your hand reaching into the crack and accidentally wipe blood on your white dress shirt

Once I did almost this. I filled my car with gas on the way to work, tripped on the gas hose, shredded my pants, skinned my knee and got blood all over my white dress shirt. I hated it. Fortunately my then-boss was understanding.

Need to poop but constipated

This happens to me a lot. I hate it.

Get out of the car and spill your coffee

I don't drink coffee. It's too bitter. I hate it.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It's the exact sequence that lead to the birth of the joker