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Microblog Memes

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Typical AI sludge, complete alien nonsense spouted confidently.

[–] b34k@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yep that was my first thought too. Gotta be AI written because it makes zero sense.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How did we get to the point where this is published as something serious?

Can I go live naked in the forest and forage for mushrooms instead? I want to macro-retire.

[–] TheCleric@lemmy.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well you have fun.

Meanwhile I’m gonna MEGA RETIRE.

Which basically just involves croaking and not working for the rest of time

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

What if I train AI on your life's data and force the AI you to work 9-5 until the Big Crunch?

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