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My watch runs for years from a coin cell. There's no way that I'm replacing it with an internet connected spy device that constantly needs to be charged.
Mine runs on me. It especially likes me wanking.
Good ol' wank-o-clock.
The thought of a low battery alert saying “fancy a wank. M8?” got a laugh out of me