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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 146 points 2 months ago (34 children)

I’ve been a professional software developer for over two decades. There is zero chance my job will get taken by an AI any time soon. Anyone who thinks my job is to write code doesn’t understand my job. That’s like saying a bus driver’s job is to turn a steering wheel.

My job is to turn vague ideas and nondescript feelings into APIs and (sometimes) UIs, then turn those into specs, then split those into tasks, then sometimes I’ll write the code for them and sometimes someone else does. About 90% of my time is turning ideas into plans, and about 10% of my time is turning those plans into code.

When I was young and was a junior engineer, my job was more to receive the specs from the senior engineers and turn that into code, but even then, I was still designing my own stuff. Maybe more like 40/60 time instead of 90/10.

Now that I’m a grizzled old man forged in the fires of task management software, I’m doing almost all of the design work myself. I manage a project that has about 250,000 lines of code. An AI isn’t going to be able to build new features into that, let alone decide which features to build in the first place.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 70 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Heh, that won't stop a C-level from thinking that you just write code.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Yeah, that’s probably true. Remember how all the execs decided to replace cashiers with robots, then the stores started losing money because a. it made stealing a lot easier and b. people would avoid stores that only had self-checkout robots and never had anyone to help you because a robot doesn’t know where the flour is. Now the self checkouts are being decommissioned and we’re going back to regular human cashiers. It turns out cashiers do more than just scan barcodes. But, upper management didn’t get to where they are by being smart.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They also underestimated how lazy people are. Personally I will never use a self checkout if a have a bunch of produce (which is most trips to the grocery store). I can't be bothered to slowly look up each item in their database.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, you guys don't have scanners to scan your items?

Never had to look anything up in a database while shopping.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Your produce has barcodes printed on it?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yep. When I was a cashier in a grocery store, I had every code memorized except some of the less popular bulk nuts. A human cashier is way faster than a self checkout.

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