Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he was after her dough.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The butcher and candlestick maker were taken!

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 7 points 1 month ago

It was too hard to meat the butcher, and the candlestick maker was a bit of a drip.