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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 127 points 12 hours ago (12 children)

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime...

Wasn't he golfing yesterday?
We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
"Took a bullet" is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?

[–] SomeChick@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

They point a lot too. Fat little fingers

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