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Democrats Announce Bold Plan to Resist Trump Policies by Playing Katy Perry’s “Roar” Really Loud (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Yes, we have power, which we can use to toss off the chains of the oppressors, and seize the means of production.

Ready to help?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I didn't choose this username for no reason

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (5 children)

So, ready to do more than just vote?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have no interest in entertaining your false dichotomy.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, it's two years to the next federal vote.

What are you going to do in the meantime?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Figure it out yourself.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've been doing what I plan to do for the next 2, 4, 8, 20 years: work to build just systems, that dont rely on the state to meet the material needs of the working class in my community.

So, again, what are you doing?

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

There you go. You figured it out. I did all that, and one more day on top of it. It only takes one day to vote.

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