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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 49 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 20 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Is he The Master?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Not clever enough.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.

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