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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by gregor@gregtech.eu to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I would have so much more respect for this douche if he was doing all this in a legitimately scientific way with the purpose of benefiting humanity.

But nope, he's just deeply insecure about aging and is fine with burning money and experimenting on himself in order to feel better about it.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don’t forget stealing his child’s blood.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey! They consented! Supposedly.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take "Coerced" for $500, Alex.

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