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Anon goes on a double date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 58 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Butter fly deez nuts?

That's not even clever. There's no way anyone even laughed. Which is also why he's so bitter and made up this story too probably

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I too only laugh at clever, highly intellectual jokes.

[–] Zkuld@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Agreed, and I will not hear any excuses that it might have been funny given the current mood that time.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Recently myself and two friends were at a restaurant, I bought one a Shirley temple against his will because my other friend and I were having them. This spiraled into us all ordering the same meal in the same way and for whatever reason we just could not stop laughing when the food was brought out and they asked "who had the (dish)", three separate times.

So I totally agree, non-funny things can absolutely be a ROFL given a certain mood

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